1. Leo Tolstoy, The Death of Ivan Ilych (1886)

  1. 2srooky:

124:

photosynthesis… hacked

*stares at the sun* we’re in.

    2srooky:

    124:

    photosynthesis… hacked

    *stares at the sun* we’re in.

  1. The floor is lava!

    —Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via thisisthedroidyouarelookingfor)
  1. kingtrinbago:

    The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

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    • Camera: Nikon COOLPIX S6300 ·
    • Aperture: f/4.3 ·
    • Exposure: 1/40th ·
    • Focal Length: 11mm ·

  1. nedsseveredhead:

    Yes, lets go fight magneto. in my metal wheelchair, via my metal airship, with my metal wolverine to protect me. i see no way this could ever go wrong.

  1. misspsychotic:

    datunofficialdisneyprincess:

    Joe.

    Talk shit get hit.

    best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.

  1. bloody-nips:

danbutt:

apu no

this is literally the funniest thing and every time someone reblogs it from me i start laughing again

    bloody-nips:

    danbutt:

    apu no

    this is literally the funniest thing and every time someone reblogs it from me i start laughing again

  1. deepfriedtwinkie:

    archatlas:

    Chinese Translation Fails

    I wasn’t gonna reblog it but then the tiny grass was dreaming

    I dunno how you top that

  1. mr-egbutt:

    seifukucat:

    eating clocks is really time consuming

    especially when you go back for seconds

  1. liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

    liquidglue:

    on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

  1. nuclearnyx:

    my anaconda don’t want none

    unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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