1. humourous-fallen-angel:

    ben-c:

    since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

    here u go, bud

    YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.

  2. 22 hours ago · Reblog
  1. bcfurs:

    "i’ve never watched lord of the rings"

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    "there’s no character development"

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    "the movies are too long"

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    "it doesn’t even make sense"

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  2. 22 hours ago · Reblog
    reblogged from demon-sweets:
  1. unteens:

    people who can’t handle all black outfits are weak

  2. 22 hours ago · Reblog
    reblogged from demon-sweets:
  1. stairs-to-nowhere:

    the-fast-and-the-fluffiest:

    j-a-s-u:

    My friend told me about a watercolouring techinque where you mix sugar and water and after “painting” the paper with the liquid, you add the watercolour.

    I wanted to try it out and took a couple of photos…

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    I give up arting forever

    What the hell

  2. 22 hours ago · Reblog
    reblogged from demon-sweets:
  1. dustinmathisen:

    ptgreat:

    nickcarragay:

    petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

    When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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  2. 22 hours ago · Reblog
    reblogged from demon-sweets:
  1. david-tennants-little-fangirl:

    I wonder what I’ll have for breakfast tomorrow?

    Maybe a hot, fresh bowl of not at Comic Con

  2. 22 hours ago · Reblog
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  1. frecklesrex:

    thegalifreyanwinchestet:

    angelhoney-bee:

    crowley-for-king:

    obsessivecompulsiveteadrinker:

    *Fictional character torn apart by bullets*

    They might still be alive

    *Fictional character shot in the head*

    I’m sure they could survive that

    *Fictional character in coffin at funeral about to be buried*

    They’ll be ok

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    Death is irrelevant when you watch Supernatural

    You see your main character in hell.
    "They’ll be fine. Just wait. "

    "Dude their in hell."

    "SHHHH. WAIT."

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  2. 22 hours ago · Reblog
  1. terapsina:

    horseskeepmesane:

    She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

    Was it revenge for the braids?

  2. 22 hours ago · Reblog
    reblogged from mythisisnotoriginal:
  1. WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

    imyourdestinymotherfucker:

    Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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    BUT WAIT

    THIS:

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    IS:

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    SOME:

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    OF THE BRILLIANT:

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    STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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  2. 23 hours ago · Reblog
  1. fucksubtle:

    traceexcalibur:

    I smell trouble brewing

    Reformation 2: The Aliening

  2. 23 hours ago · Reblog
    reblogged from the-doctor-is-going-home:
  1. blowjab:

    nash-grier:

    Everyone has a right to their opinion.

    that doesn’t mean everyone’s opinions are acceptable you raccoon looking fuck

  2. 23 hours ago · Reblog
  1. anglosexualsunited:

    i like where this man’s priorities lie

  2. 23 hours ago · Reblog
    reblogged from officialjimmykent:
  1. weaknudes:

    waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

    waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

  2. 23 hours ago · Reblog
  1. 23 hours ago · Reblog
  1. icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like absolute shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

    icecooly94:

    teacupnosaucer:

    whoneedsfeminism:

    I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

    women in trades are treated like absolute shit. 

    NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

  2. 23 hours ago · Reblog