reblogged from demon-sweets:
  1. mugglebornheadcanon:

    372. A few first and second years bring Heelies to school and hide them under long robes. Purebloods of all years are confused and annoyed when no one will tell them what spell is being used. They can find nothing in any books and no teacher knows.

  1. dont-go-in-there:

striderps:

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is

    dont-go-in-there:

    striderps:

    “let me hide the body”

    If that isn’t motherly love what is

  1. madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

    madlori:

    I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

  1. confusee:

there is always hope u guys

    confusee:

    there is always hope u guys

    reblogged from communistbakery:
  1. flappypussyz:

    when you type “fuck” but accidentally put “duck”

    image

    reblogged from agentrodgers:
  1. bobbyhoying:

    *makes typo*

    *deletes typo*

    *realize i like the aesthetic the typo gave to what i said so i put the typo back in*

    reblogged from unseenmadeseen:
  1. yungterra:

    You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

    reblogged from agentrodgers:
  1. mostly10:

    porrn:

    Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

    image

    reblogged from spookilyhawkward:
  1. sourwolf:

    fics where they both think it’s unrequited pining

    image

  1. grizzlygains:

happyhalloweekes:

spoopy-shanin:

I’m not too late for the cute lil ghosts, right?

Of course you have to drag it and be amazed

THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET

    grizzlygains:

    happyhalloweekes:

    spoopy-shanin:

    I’m not too late for the cute lil ghosts, right?

    Of course you have to drag it and be amazed

    THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET

  1. elixiroverdose:

bearholdt:

SPONGEBOB HAS A CRUSH ON SANDY

This page changed me

    elixiroverdose:

    bearholdt:

    SPONGEBOB HAS A CRUSH ON SANDY

    This page changed me
  1. hellboyfriend:

    littleshrekthings:

    shrek fashion is real, and it is spectacular

    i legitimately honestly cannot believe this im not even laughing im speechless i didnt know the world could be like this